When you’re out to get revenge and someone tries to tell you bad scenarios of what might happen..
(Source: youbitchescrazy, via aymanx)
As soon as I get home from anywhere…
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When you see someone cute walk past you..
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I Hate When The Females On Maury..
Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in:
“I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby dady!”
Maury is just looking at the bitch like:
And the guy is just like:
“That little fucker don’t look like me”
Then when they find out he is NOT the father the guy is all like:
And the girl is like: